Tonight I was reminded of the awesomeness of kitchen improvisation.
So I get to Green Arcade, all ready to read and cook, right? I’ve got my huge cucumber (pictured in previous post below), some regular-sized pickling cucumbers, some lemon cucumbers, some mint, some cherry tomatoes, some lemons, some olive oil, and some salt.
So I’m up there, right? In front of the audience and all, talking about this impending cucumber salad, right? And after discovering that the huge cucumber does not actually taste that good (the peel was pretty thick and waxy-tasting, and an audience member pronounced it “young,” i.e., unripe), I decide it doesn’t matter and I have plenty without it because of these beautiful lemon cucumbers. Right?
Well, no. As embarrassing as this is for a cookbook author to admit, what I thought were large lemon cucumbers were actually small melons. I realized this when I sliced them open and discovered beige seeds. Cucumbers have translucent or white seeds, and no way was this a cucumber. A little taste sealed it. I had a mild, only slightly sweet melon on my hands. Two, actually.
After a quick poll of the audience, we decided to proceed with the original plan, minus the garlic that was going to go into the dressing. I was skeptical about the tomatoes, but it turned out really well. Thanks, Green Arcade audience! And thanks, Patrick, Green Arcade proprietor, for the pepper mill!
Here’s the recipe:
• 2 small cucumbers (or 1 large), cut into small-bite-size pieces
• 2 small melons that look like large lemon cucumbers (or any kind of not-too-sweet melon in approximately the same quantity as the cucumbers), cut into small-bite-size pieces
• 2 handfuls cherry tomatoes, cut in half if they’re big and left whole if they’re small
• 1 small handful mint, finely chopped
• 1 lemon
• some olive oil (maybe 2 tablespoons?)
• some salt (a teaspoon?)
• freshly ground pepper to taste
Combine the cucumbers, melon, tomatoes, and mint in a bowl. Zest the lemon into the bowl. Cut the lemon in half and squeeze the juice in there as well. Pour some olive oil on top, sprinkle on the salt, add pepper, and stir to combine. Eat.
Note: The rind on the melons I had was really thin, I didn’t even peel it. But if you have a thick or in any way unpleasant rind on your melon, you probably want to peel it.